You wanna see my junk!?
Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…
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Flowing Hate – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Heartbroken – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Samsung Case
$15.50 -
Shuebert Hates You – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
kaboom – Short sleeve men’s t-shirt
$52.00 – $55.00 -
Little Jason – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
No Lives Matter – Unisex Hoodie
$41.50 – $53.50 -
The Sound You Make – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
I Hate TP – Unisex Tank Top
$30.00 – $35.00 -
Zero Fox – Ankle Socks
$22.00 -
IHP Crossword – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
My Pussy – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Your Makeup is Terrible – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Zombies Crossing – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
ES&D – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $24.00 -
Bad Boy – Towel
$50.00 -
Skull – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
IHP Hidden Message – Long Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt
$38.00 -
Cuss Web – Backpack
$72.00 -
Miska Hates You Too Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Cunt is a Fun Word – Women’s racerback tank
$40.00 – $43.00 -
Staying In – Women’s Casual V-Neck Shirt
$28.00 – $31.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Misanthropy – Long Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt
$38.00 -
Go Nature – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
Depot of Hate – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Hatred and Nicotine – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
Kaboom – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Monster Party v2 – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
No Lives Matter – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
Little Jason – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
I Hate TP – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
God – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Zero Fox – Towel
$50.00 -
I Hate Wu – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$27.00 – $33.00
Mens Crap
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!
Ladies Stuff
You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.
Kid Approved!?
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!
Accesorize
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!
Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
