All The Coffee Cups
Now is a great time to buy our coffee cups because they are simple mindless gifts that everyone gets excited about.
You wanna see my junk!?
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Shop Men's Styles
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time! IHP Shirts are the perfect way to get out of things.
Something For The Ladies
Look no further — we have amazing solutions for all those unsolicited friendly fucks! Check our digs for occasions when resting bitch face just isn’t enough.
Kids? Yeah, We Went There Too
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too! You have terrible taste and your children will too. No need to pretend.
Mugs For Vodka or Coffee
I Hate People coffee mugs are way cooler than the crap you buy at the store. I mean, the mugs are the same crap, just better because they have IHP designs on them.
Framed Art Prints
Some IHP designs are so awesome that they are considered fine art. We offer them as framed prints so you can proudly express yourself in your own home. IHP prints are amazing gifts!
Hats, Bags, and Other Shit
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals! Check out some of the other crazy-stupid ideas we have come up with.
Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because, well, it was fitting.
Top Trending Crap
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Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
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Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
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Bunny Cut You – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Pink Skulls – Mug
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The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
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Hippo-twatamus – Mug
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Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
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Socks
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Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
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Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
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Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
