we will NEVER contact you (unless you give us money first)
Your name is not held inside a top secret government database, nor do we archive emails.
We don’t really care what you’ve done in the past, nor what you are planning to do in the future.
The only thing we care about is us…
And whether or not you give us your money to join the IHP club.
So don’t be a tool GO JOIN the I Hate People Club — RIGHT NOW!