I Hate People Club

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Introducing: Eat Shit & Die

We just released a few new and fun items under the series “Eat Shit & Die“. We hope they offend you and that you buy them so you can offend others too.

You wanna see my junk!?

Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…

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Mens Crap

Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!

Ladies Stuff

You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.

Kid Approved!?

They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!


We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!

Other Crap

We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.

What the F#@% is this club!?

The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.


White People


Yellow People


Brown People


Green People

  • Work & Coworkers 103.5% 103.5%
  • Waiting in Line 100.6% 100.6%
  • Grocery Shopping 99.9% 99.9%
  • Crowds at Events 99.1% 99.1%
  • People in General 98.8% 98.8%
  • Animals and Nature 0.01% 0.01%