Introducing: Eat Shit & Die
We just released a few new and fun items under the series “Eat Shit & Die“. We hope they offend you and that you buy them so you can offend others too.
You wanna see my junk!?
Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…
Showing 1–36 of 305 results
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IHP Textmark – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Get Bent
$16.00 – $22.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Get Away – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Im a ray of sunshine – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
The Sound You Make – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 – $44.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
Pink Skulls – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Flowing Hate – Tote bag
$38.00 -
DARE to HATE – Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Cuss Web – Backpack
$72.00 -
Hate and Whiskey Hooded Sweatshirt
$41.50 – $53.50 -
ES&D – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
When I grow Up – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
ES&D – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $24.00 -
Get Bent Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
IHP Logo – Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck T-Shirt
$32.00 – $35.00 -
Red Hates People – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00
Showing 1–36 of 305 results
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IHP Textmark – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Get Bent
$16.00 – $22.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Get Away – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Im a ray of sunshine – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
The Sound You Make – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 – $44.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
Pink Skulls – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Flowing Hate – Tote bag
$38.00 -
DARE to HATE – Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Cuss Web – Backpack
$72.00 -
Hate and Whiskey Hooded Sweatshirt
$41.50 – $53.50 -
ES&D – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
When I grow Up – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
ES&D – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $24.00 -
Get Bent Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
IHP Logo – Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck T-Shirt
$32.00 – $35.00 -
Red Hates People – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00
Mens Crap
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!
Ladies Stuff
You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.
Kid Approved!?
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!
Accesorize
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!
Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
