Introducing: Eat Shit & Die
We just released a few new and fun items under the series “Eat Shit & Die“. We hope they offend you and that you buy them so you can offend others too.
You wanna see my junk!?
Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…
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Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
IHP Textmark – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Im a ray of sunshine – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
Get Away – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
The Sound You Make – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Pink Skulls – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 – $44.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Get Bent
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
Coffee Man – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Tossed Salad – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Yellow F Star – Women’s Crop Tee
$32.00 – $37.00 -
IHP – Two Sided Tote bag
$36.00 -
FU Hidden Message – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
I Like You – Basic Pillow
$32.00 – $34.00 -
Build That Wall – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
IHP Textmark – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
Puppycat Hates You – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Get Bent Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $30.50
Showing 1–36 of 306 results
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Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
IHP Textmark – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Im a ray of sunshine – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
Get Away – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
The Sound You Make – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Pink Skulls – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 – $44.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Get Bent
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
Coffee Man – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Tossed Salad – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Yellow F Star – Women’s Crop Tee
$32.00 – $37.00 -
IHP – Two Sided Tote bag
$36.00 -
FU Hidden Message – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
I Like You – Basic Pillow
$32.00 – $34.00 -
Build That Wall – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
IHP Textmark – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
Puppycat Hates You – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Get Bent Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $30.50
Mens Crap
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!
Ladies Stuff
You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.
Kid Approved!?
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!
Accesorize
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!
Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
