You wanna see my junk!?
Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…
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Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
Pink Skulls – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Dead Inside – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Red Hates People – Mug
$22.00 -
Fstar Socks
$24.00 -
Zero Fox – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
IHP Crossword – Pillow Case
$30.00 -
I Hate WU – Bomber Jacket
$71.00 – $74.00 -
Your Makeup is Terrible (dark) – Ladies’ Tank
$26.00 – $29.00 -
Morons Crossing – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Just The Tip I Promise – Unisex Hoodie
$41.50 – $47.50 -
Jason – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
ITPO – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Foxy – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Cuss Web – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Whatever Shattered – Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$32.00 – $44.00 -
Cunt is a Fun Word – Mini Skirt
$40.00 -
GFY Rainbow – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
When I Grow Up – Bubble-free stickers
$4.50 – $5.50 -
Misanthropy – Drawstring bag
$32.00
Mens Crap
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!
Ladies Stuff
You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.
Kid Approved!?
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!
Accesorize
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!
Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
