You wanna see my junk!?
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Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time! IHP Shirts are perfect the perfect way to get out of things.
Something For The Ladies
Look no further — we have the perfct solution for all those friendly fucks! We have the perfect threads for occasions when resting bitch face just isn’t enough.
Kids? Yeah, We Went There Too
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too! You have terrible taste and your children will too. No need to pretend.
Mugs For Vodka or Coffee
I Hate People coffee mugs are way cooler than the crap you buy at the store. I mean, the mugs are the same crap, just better because they have IHP designs on them.
Framed Art Prints
Some IHP designs are so awesome that they are considered fine art. We offer them as framed prints so you can proudly express yourself in your own home. IHP prints are amazing gifts!
Hats, Bags, and Other Shit
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals! Check out some of the other crazy-stupid ideas we have come up with.
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Important Notice Cards$7.00 – $30.00
MAGA – Trucker Cap$31.00
IHP Textmark – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$18.00 – $24.00
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$26.00 – $34.00
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$26.00 – $37.00
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt$26.00 – $38.00
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$26.00 – $37.00
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt$18.00 – $24.00
Hippo-twatamus – Ladies’ Tank$26.00 – $29.00
Pink Skulls – Mug$16.00 – $22.00
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt$25.00 – $31.00
Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt$32.00 – $44.00
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
- Work & Coworkers 103.5% 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6% 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9% 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1% 99.1%
- People in General 98.8% 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01% 0.01%