I Hate People Club

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I Will Cut You Bunny Coffee Mug

All The Coffee Cups

Now is a great time to buy our coffee cups because they are simple mindless gifts that everyone gets excited about. 

You wanna see my junk!?

Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…

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Wu-Tang I Hate You Zip Up Sweater

Shop Men's Styles

Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time! IHP Shirts are perfect the perfect way to get out of things.

Wu-Tang I Hate You Zip Up Sweater

Something For The Ladies

Look no further — we have the perfct solution for all those friendly fucks! We have the perfect threads for occasions when resting bitch face just isn’t enough.

I Will Cut You Bunny Children's Shirt

Kids? Yeah, We Went There Too

They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too! You have terrible taste and your children will too. No need to pretend.

Wu-Tang I Hate You Zip Up Sweater

Mugs For Vodka or Coffee

I Hate People coffee mugs are way cooler than the crap you buy at the store. I mean, the mugs are the same crap, just better because they have IHP designs on them.

Wu-Tang I Hate You Zip Up Sweater

Framed Art Prints

Some IHP designs are so awesome that they are considered fine art. We offer them as framed prints so you can proudly express yourself in your own home. IHP prints are amazing gifts!

Wu-Tang I Hate You Zip Up Sweater

Hats, Bags, and Other Shit

We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals! Check out some of the other crazy-stupid ideas we have come up with.

Dynamite Skull Tote Bag

Other Crap

We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.

What the F#@% is this club!?

The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.

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White People

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Yellow People

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Brown People

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Green People

  • Work & Coworkers 103.5% 103.5%
  • Waiting in Line 100.6% 100.6%
  • Grocery Shopping 99.9% 99.9%
  • Crowds at Events 99.1% 99.1%
  • People in General 98.8% 98.8%
  • Animals and Nature 0.01% 0.01%