You wanna see my junk!?
Buy a bunch of IHP merch so everyone around you will finally take a hint and leave you alone. Below you will find our top-selling crap…
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Sale!
Important Notice Cards
$7.00 – $30.00 -
MAGA – Trucker Cap
$31.00 -
Leave Me Alone – Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Fuck Off Fox – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Socks
$24.00 -
F Pie – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Karen Who? – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $34.00 -
Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top
$28.00 – $31.00 -
Moon and Back – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
The Cuteness Fox – Ladies’ T-shirt
$25.00 – $31.00 -
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt
$58.00 – $61.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00 – $38.00 -
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
I Love Coffee – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
God – Short sleeve t-shirt
$34.00 – $43.00 -
Little Jason – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
I Hate TP – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
God – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Zero Fox – Towel
$50.00 -
I Hate Wu – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$27.00 – $33.00 -
Puppycat Hates You – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Kaboom – Tote bag
$34.00 -
Take a Picture – Towel
$50.00 -
Anti You – Long sleeve t-shirt (unisex)
$33.00 – $36.00 -
IHP Hidden Message – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Cuss Web – Sweatshirt
$72.00 – $75.00 -
Rover Hates You Too Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Cunt is a Fun Word – Matte Black Magic Mug
$20.00 -
Misanthropy – Mug
$16.00 – $22.00 -
Go Nature – Hoodie sweater
$82.00 – $85.00 -
Depot of Hate – Tote bag
$24.00 – $26.00 -
I Can’t Hate Whiskey – 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$33.00 – $36.00 -
I’m Not Your Sunshine – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$26.00 – $37.00 -
Good Game – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 – $24.00 -
Bad Boy – Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck T-Shirt
$32.00 – $35.00 -
IH8P – Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.50
Mens Crap
Peep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!Ladies Stuff
You’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.Kid Approved!?
They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!Accesorize
We have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!Other Crap
We got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
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White People
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Yellow People
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Brown People
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Green People
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%
