Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

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Where are all my people with a sick, twisted sense of humor?

Feeling tired of people and life in general? Can’t stand being around society’s fake smiles and shallow social interactions?

Yeah, you’re not the only one. We all go there sometimes.

That’s why we designed this Dead Inside t-shirt to make you feel like a badass even though your attitude is shit! The world just sucks, man, but let’s still show these squares how to live it up anyway!

This sick, depressing shirt has a rainbow unicorn on the front surrounded by text reading “dead inside, but still horny.” For those of us passed the point of giving a fuck and able to be simultaneously nihilistic and horny.

This t-shirt is the perfect way to remind yourself that nothing fucking matters. At least you’re still horny – a privilege only half the world enjoys! So, make good use of it! Your goal in life should be to die happy and satisfied, or else why bother living at all?

Don’t waste your time on this bullshit world – put on some Slipknot (hardcore!) or other favorite music that’ll help you get into the mood and enjoy the moment because death isn’t coming for you soon enough to save you from the walk of shame you’re facing tomorrow.

YOLO, right? Fuck yeah!!

This IHP shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. The print features a unicorn because all the bitches love unicorns. But that’s not all; it also gets the ‘point’ across. Let this shirt replace your “so, you DTF” pick-up line and watch what happens.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30