I Hate People Club

Group Lego Picture

Welcome to the IHP website. This website was born from an ongoing joke among a group of designers at Fusion Marketing.

John “I hate people!”
Shay “Me too…”
Other John “You know, there should be a club or somptin'”

After a few months, a lot of beers, and a google search the group of chums discovered that there wasn’t a club even remotely close to what they envisioned. They started to kick around the idea but seeing as they are all self-absorbed lazy bums, no movement was made for around a year. One of them mumbled “I hate people” while they were all sitting around having a drink and another exclaimed, “There’s a club for that —or, at least, there will be after I build the damn thing”.

And so it was, IHP was born.

The group decided that there would be no user forums, minimal interactions, and as much funny crap they could find, source, and produce.

John & Shay

Over the years I Hate People Club has evolved into this full blown e-commerce store that is owned, managed and updated by John & Shay.

We strive to create products that speak to the introvert in all of us.

We also have social media filled with memes expressing our distain for people!

Follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

Shay also created a TikTok for the club, to see what it was all about, which quickly became more of a personal platform. However, you are still welcome to follow her on there.

I hate you to the moon and back

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Don’t appreciate our shitty humor? I know, my mom tells me i’m not funny all the time…