COVID-19 is here and fucking up the norm for all of us! With that said I decided to put this design together, because, well, it’s fitting for the times. Welcome to the shit show fuckers!
It’s a tough world out there. So why not prepare yourself for the worst?
When you wake up in the morning, throw on this t-shirt that reads “Welcome to the Shit Show,” and remind yourself that no matter what happens today, at least it won’t be as bad as whatever happened yesterday. Or, for that matter, whatever is destined to happen tomorrow.
Show off this shirt with a smile, no matter what you’re going through, that way, no one has to wonder what you’re all about.
It’s okay if you’re not always on your best behavior or if you have an off day once in a while – remember that everyone has bad days from time to time. So even though it might seem like all hell is breaking loose at work or home, there will be brighter days ahead!
Or, maybe there won’t. Our lawyer says we’re not allowed to make any promises. If tomorrow turns out to be just like today, at least you’ll own this sweet-ass shirt that gives a warning to your outlook on life.
Maybe you’ll even make a friend talking about your new “Welcome to the Shit Show” shirt! (We sincerely doubt it. We’re not even thinking about promising this time, but it’s always nice to have a dream.)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center