Eat a Fancy Dick – Eco Tote Bag


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This one is for the people who just want to be left alone.

Bold enough for your most defiant of thoughts, I Hate People Club will let you tell the world to “eat a dick” with one simple tote.

Simple black canvas with white lettering lets you carry all of your hate in style no matter where the day takes you- grocery store trip, kids playdate, lecture at the college, or anything else!

Sometimes it can be challenging, especially when you’re at the neighborhood store trying to manage your cartful of groceries while also avoiding running into someone drinking their coffee from a bedazzled travel mug.

It’s time to say NO! No to people looking at you. No to other people touching your things. And no, don’t even think about monopolizing the small talk either.

Carry the fuck out of this tote bag with style and plenty of attitude. Then, you’ll no longer have to say a word to any fool.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”
• Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ wide dual straps, 24 1/2″ length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from China

Additional information

Weight 0.13 lbs


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Size Chart

Size guide
Bag width (inches) 16
Bag height (inches) 14 ½
Bag depth (inches) 5
Strap length (inches) 24 1/2
Strap width (inches) 1
Bag width (cm) 41
Bag height (cm) 37
Bag depth (cm) 13
Strap length (cm) 61
Strap width (cm) 3