I don’t know about y’all, but I’m pretty damn tired of people.
It’s like, every time I want to go outside and enjoy the nice weather, there’s always somebody out there trying to ruin it, walking around, making noise, being all happy and shit.
You can’t even go to the store without some asshat trying to talk to you. And don’t even get me started on work. I swear, if one more person asks me how my day is going, I’m gonna lose it. You don’t -actually- care. Small talk is overrated! Can’t you see I’m trying to relax?
That’s why we made this t-shirt that reads, “It’s too peoplee outside, I’M STAYING IN.”
It sends a clear message: leave me alone; I’m trying to enjoy my life indoors. And if you can’t respect that, then maybe you need to stay outside too because that’s where all the people are.
And nobody wants to be around people, right?
Especially not me.
So if you see me out and about wearing this shirt, just know that I’m not tryna make small talk. I’m tryna stay in my lane and keep to myself. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, just fuck off!
A lightweight youth tee to match our adult tee with the same graphic, made of 100% cotton (except for heather colors, which contain polyester). It comes pre-shrunk, so the fit stays the same over time and multiple wash cycles.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors have polyester)
• 30 singles
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem