Staying In – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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I don’t know about y’all, but I’m pretty damn tired of people.

It’s like, every time I want to go outside and enjoy the nice weather, there’s always somebody out there trying to ruin it, walking around, making noise, being all happy and shit.

You can’t even go to the store without some asshat trying to talk to you. And don’t even get me started on work. I swear, if one more person asks me how my day is going, I’m gonna lose it. You don’t -actually- care. Small talk is overrated! Can’t you see I’m trying to relax?

That’s why we made this t-shirt that reads,  “It’s too peoplee outside, I’M STAYING IN.”

It sends a clear message: leave me alone; I’m trying to enjoy my life indoors. And if you can’t respect that, then maybe you need to stay outside too because that’s where all the people are.

And nobody wants to be around people, right?

Especially not me.

So if you see me out and about wearing this shirt, just know that I’m not tryna make small talk. I’m tryna stay in my lane and keep to myself. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, just fuck off!

Check out our youth t-shirt with the same graphic if you like this one! Make sure everyone knows that your whole family feels the same!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Size Chart

Size guide
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28