God – Short sleeve t-shirt


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Looking for a sure-fire way to piss off all the self-proclaimed “good people” at the grocery store? This short sleeve tee is guaranteed to get them to show their true colors!

This shirt shows off the narcissistic, elitist God we all know and love. He’s looking down on all of us humans, wasting time on this spinning rock, with a smug smirk, saying, “look at all these idiots.”

We don’t care who you are, what you do, or what you would have liked to have done; we’re all still idiots. Every one of us is a fool for believing that this world has some grand purpose other than eating, shitting, sleeping, and fucking. We’ve all lost our minds.

Even God thinks you’re an idiot! So don’t come at us; take up your problems with the big dude in the sky!

This shirt will make the perfect gift for your church buddy or your mom.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30