I ain’t never seen a hoodie as accurate as this one right here.
This little fox says exactly what I’m thinkin’ – “I Hate People.”
And I don’t mean hate in the “I hate kale” way. I mean HATE. Capital H, capital A, capital T, capital E. That kind of hate.The kind of hate that makes you see red.
Why do I hate people? Let me count the ways.
Because they’re messy, and they’re loud, and they’re always touchin’ things that don’t belong to them. And they’re always tryin’ to tell you how to live your life as if they know better than you do.
Well, I got news for you, people: I don’t need your help. I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much. So if you value your life, you’ll stay out of my way.
So if you’re looking for a hoodie that perfectly sums up your life philosophy, this is the one for you.
Hatred of people is natural, normal, and healthy. So embrace it with this hoodie, and show the world that you’re not afraid to be yourself.
A cute addition to just about any wardrobe: this fox has no social couth, and neither do you.
Tell em’ how you really feel.
• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket