We thought this one was simple enough for some of you, but I guess not, seeing as we still keep getting emails questioning us about why we made it!
We designed this shirt for our antisocial friend “Other” Josh, who is grumpy AF and keeps straining his voice from screaming “LEAVE ME ALONE” at the other shoppers in the local Wally World.
We decided to release his “grocery store” shirt so you morons could rock it too. It works great for that dude —now, his mom even waits in the car. *double win!*
This shirt makes for great grocery shopping attire. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to tell the world to piss off. The bold, black script says “Leave Me Alone,” letting everyone know that you’re not interested in their bullshit. Perfect for men or women, this shirt is great for anyone who wants to look tough and unapproachable.
It’s made of thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite with that cashier you’ve been crushing on since you were 13!
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
This moron is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).