I HATE PEOPLE. Just the sight of other humans makes my blood boil. I can’t stand the sound of their voices, the smell of their skin, the way they breathe. They’re just… so annoying.
And yet, here I am, forced to share this planet with them. It’s torture, pure and simple.
I try to avoid them as much as possible, but sometimes they just won’t leave me alone.
That’s when I break out my Monster Party women’s racerback tank that says “I HATE PEOPLE,” in bold capital letters. Silly, bright-colored monsters surround the words.
This tank is a great conversation starter (or repellent, depending on how you look at it). And it never fails to put a smile on my face – even if it is a slightly maniacal one.
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. Featuring the “Monster Party” print on the front makes it the best damn tank you don’t own yet!
It’s cute! It’s sassy! It’s not recommended for nightwear unless you want your titties hanging out!
• 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Raw edge seams
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage