My parents were awesome growing up! They filled my head with lots of hopes and dreams -you know, the “you can be anything,” “white picket fence,” tomato soup and grilled cheese kinda folks.
Then one day, I became an adult, and let me tell you, this shit sucks. Everything’s hard and expensive!
So while reflecting on mom’s words, I decided to be an asshole. Case closed!
Any self-respecting asshole knows that the key to being not just any asshole, but a successful asshole is to have the right attitude. And what better way to show the world that you’re a proud asshole than by slapping a sticker that says so to every flat surface you own?
This hilarious sticker perfectly sums up the rebellious, take-no-prisoners spirit of being an asshole with a graphic that reads, “My Parents Said I Could Be ANYTHING So I Became an Asshole.”
If you’re anything like us, this one will get a few laughs – and maybe even some shocked gasps – from your friends and family.
If you’re looking for a sticker that perfectly encapsulates the essence of being an asshole, this is the one for you.
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers, and the stickers can be used both indoors and outdoors.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• 95µ density
Don’t forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.