You can’t have a day at the beach without sand, water, sunshine, and someone else’s kids being in your space. Why not add something to the list of s**t that gets on their parents’ nerves?
Sometimes you need something… well… different from your standard-issue towel. This towel is a surefire way to piss off all the Xanax popping soccer moms that are clearly too focused on their Instagram to keep an eye on their own crotch demons!
With his pistol and no fucks given attitude, it’s clear that this Bad Boy doesn’t abide by maternal law!
Let this print come to your rescue, as moms all over gather their minions and shoe them away from your bubble so you can finally get a little peace & quiet.
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent