This towel shows off the narcissistic, elitist God we all know and love. He’s looking down on all of us humans, wasting time on this spinning rock, with a smug smirk, saying, “look at all these idiots.”
We don’t care who you are, what you do, or what you would have liked to have done; we’re all still idiots. Every one of us is a fool for believing that this world has some grand purpose other than eating, shitting, sleeping, and fucking. We’ve all lost our minds.
Even God thinks you’re an idiot! So don’t come at us; take up your problems with the big dude in the sky!
This towel makes the perfect gift for your church buddy or your mom. It might get your ass kicked by the over-the-top religious nuts.
…Not too sure how to get your sister to calm down, but she’s making a scene again. Who would have thought you would become a local celebrity over a towel! #worldstarhiphop
• Available in one size: 30″ x60″
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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