Fuckoff Flowers – Towel



You know the saying, “Kill them with kindness”?

Well, this towel is kind of like that. But instead of killing people with kindness, it kills them with extreme hatred and disdain for all human life. And honestly, we think that’s a much better way to enjoy the process.

Give your bathroom a vibrant new look while taking a stand with us against the horrible humans that make life difficult. Wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy all-over sublimation towel featuring a repeating “I Hate People” pattern hidden within an image of beautiful flowers.

Who needs people when you’ve got this ultra-soft and snuggly towel and the I Hate People Club at your back?

Sure, they might be necessary sometimes, but let’s be honest – most of the time, they’re all just terrible.

This towel is the perfect subtle way to show your contempt for humanity. It also makes an excellent gift for anyone who hates people as much as you do!


• Available in one size: 30″ x60″
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Additional information

Weight 0.42 lbs


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