You’ve seen them around town, and they brightened your day (unless you were on the receiving end)… A customer slipped you a few of them with a tip and wished you a good day…
You knew exactly who you were going to give an “important notice” to, and you passive-aggressively felt a calm in the world for a short moment.
The front of these glossy black cards reads “IMPORTANT NOTICE.” When you flip the card, you see “FUCK” with checkable options labeled:
- the world
- this place
- your parking
Unfortunately, there aren’t enough trees to produce the sheer volume of cards needed to enlighten all of the fuckwads who haven’t walked into traffic yet —sorry. However, the great news is that we’ve finally added the ability to buy cards online, thanks to Ray (he should be your new God or something).
Ray bugged the fuck out of us (well, me), so I got on it so he would finally shut the fuck up.
You’re fucking welcome!
- STOCK: 12 pt C1S
- SIZE: 2″ x 3.5″
- SIDES: 2 Sided
- COLOR: Full Color
- UV Gloss: Front
Matt Jones –
Hey! Buy more than you think you need. They’re so much fun to pass out. Eveyone at work loves them too. Lol
Rock Hard –
THIS IS SO AMAZING! DUDE GAVE ME ONE AT WORK. I BOUGHT SOME FOR MYSELF. I’M PASSING THEM OUT LIKE CANDY ON HALLOWEEN.
Tiffany Jones –
I’m here to help you take over the world! Love the cards and the ‘reminder’ email to leave a review. This website is awesome!!! I’ll be buying more stuff soon.
I also just got the reminder email lol I left a card on a truck who couldn’t park at work the same day I got them. I wish I would have known about the cards sooner! -TK