You’ve seen them around town, and they brightened your day (unless you were on the receiving end)… A customer slipped you a few of them with a tip and wished you a good day…
You knew exactly who you were going to give an “important notice” to, and you passive-aggressively felt a calm in the world for a short moment.
The front of these glossy black cards reads “IMPORTANT NOTICE.” When you flip the card, you see “FUCK” with checkable options labeled:
- the world
- this place
- your parking
Unfortunately, there aren’t enough trees to produce the sheer volume of cards needed to enlighten all of the fuckwads who haven’t walked into traffic yet —sorry. However, the great news is that we’ve finally added the ability to buy cards online, thanks to Ray (he should be your new God or something).
Ray bugged the fuck out of us (well, me), so I got on it so he would finally shut the fuck up.
You’re fucking welcome!
- STOCK: 12 pt C1S
- SIZE: 2″ x 3.5″
- SIDES: 2 Sided
- COLOR: Full Color
- UV Gloss: Front