Dead Inside: Unicorn Edition – Unisex Hoodie


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This hoodie for those of us with dead souls is the solution to all of life’s difficulties. It doesn’t matter if you can’t muster up giggles, smiles, or LOLs because it has the important stuff: a unicorn and text that reads “dead inside but still horny” in case anyone actually gets close enough to ask how you’re doing.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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