People are always staring. It’s like they’ve never seen a bathing suit before! Or a person. Or a person wearing a bathing suit! They just stand there, gawking.
And it’s not just one or two people either! It’s like everyone you see is just a big ol’ creeper.
Well, screw that Noise with a capital N!
Featuring a graffiti-style old school camera cartoon graphic that reads, “Take a Fucking Picture,” this towel is perfect for those beach days when you’re tired of being on display and just want to relax.
It’s an awesome towel for telling people to get lost, mind their own business, or just plain old Fuck Off.
This towel is also a great conversation starter. It’s a great way to start a discussion about art, photography, or about Fuck Off-ing in general.
The next time somebody starts giving you the stink eye, just point to your towel. Then, they’ll get the message loud and clear. And if they don’t, then fuck ’em. They’re obviously too stupid to understand simple English.
So go ahead and buy this towel, so you can start enjoying the beach in peace without having to deal with people’s bullshit.
This one is for all the hot mommas out there. Take a Fuckin’ Picture!
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent