Do you ever look at someone and feel an overwhelming sense of hate? You just want to reach out and strangle them with their own shoelaces?
That’s how I feel about most people. And this shirt perfectly captures that feeling. It’s a 3/4 sleeved raglan shirt with a graphic that reads “I hate you to the moon and back,” and it’s perfect for all the times when I just want to express my innermost feelings of hatred.
I hate you to the moon and back.
Every time I see you, I just want to scream.
I can’t stand the sight of your face.
The sound of your voice makes my skin crawl.
I wish I could just disappear whenever you’re around.
Unfortunately, life isn’t that easy. So instead, I’ll have to settle for wearing this shirt as a way of telling you how much I can’t stand you. Maybe it’s not the most mature way of dealing with my feelings, but it at least gets the message across. And who knows, perhaps someday you’ll finally get the hint and stay away from me for good. (who am I kidding? I couldn’t be so lucky!)
If you’re looking for a shirt that perfectly captures your dark and twisted soul, then this is the shirt for you.
This shirt is fucking awesome! The design is pretty cool, too, so you should definitely buy two or three of them so we can stay in business.
• ¾ sleeve raglan shirt
• 100% ringspun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester)
• Ribbed neckband