Not many things are cooler than a nature-themed towel spotted in, you guessed it, nature. Okay, that might be an exaggeration, but you get the point. This is the perfect accessory for the nature-loving nut in your life.
This towel is perfect for the person who hates people. It has a mountain graphic with the words “I Hate People” boldly printed on it.
The next time you go to the beach, start the day with this towel. You can create a new feud with some random person at the beach without a single word. The laughter will satisfy you for the rest of your life.
So grab one now and celebrate yourself knowing that instead of getting bashed on Facebook like other boring people or thrown into jail because you backhanded some entitled little kid, you’re lounging at the beach with your sweet-ass towel making SAHMs everywhere cringe!
• Available in one size: 30″ x60″
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent