You wanna see my junk!?
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
- Work & Coworkers 103.5% 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6% 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9% 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1% 99.1%
- People in General 98.8% 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01% 0.01%