Things to do by Yourself Since You Hate People

  • Play video games (preferably the type where you go around shooting people, driving a car over humans, etc)
  • Do some research on the internet (use these keywords in your search: “Rude things to say to people” – “How to piss people off”)
  • Get a deck of cards & play solitary (you might even win this game if you cheat).
  • Acquire a Facebook account, but be sure NOT to friend anyone, cause those people are stupid! There’s lots of games on FB however.
  • Pull out the Monopoly board & set up 4-5 players, all of them being one of your multiple personalities.
  • Go outside & look for falling stars, meteors, comets.
  • Paint the walls in your basement the darkest gray you can find.
  • Re-wallpaper your bedroom.
  • Smash all of the dishes in your kitchen cupboard across your dining room floor.
  • Then take your time sweeping it all up.
  • Stroll over to Kmart & browse the new kitchenware that you’ll need to replace the above.
  • Do be prepared to have stupid people standing in line in front of you. and behind you.
  • DO be prepared to deal with the numbskull cashier that will checkout your order.
  • HINT: you can avoid the dumbass cashier by using the self-checkout line. (but you’ll still have to deal with the crackheads in line).
  • Pull out a puzzle & take your time completing them.
  • Get belligerently drunk with all of the alcohol stashed in your closet.
  • Sit at the mall on Christmas Eve & watch crazy people spend money they don’t have to buy junk that no one wants.
  • Netflix & chill… alone…
  • develop amazing websites ( like THIS )!
  • Catch up on the much needed sleep you probably need.
  • Watch a lot of cat videos on Youtube.
  • Start weightlifting training so you will be prepared for the next moron in the checkout aisle.
  • Hang out on your porch and yell at the joggers that come strolling by.
  • visit rotten.com &/or similar websites.
  • come up with more things to do for THIS page ( and then submit them to us HERE )