Tossed Salad – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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So our friend Mick sent me this terrible idea for a shirt that has an image of a salad on the front and reads, “There’s Nothing Tastier Than a Tossed Salad with a Nice Side of Shut The Fuck Up!”

I tried my best to polish this piece of shit, but as you can see it didn’t work too well.

Anyway, here we are. I invested a bunch of time putting it together so it HAD to go onto the website.

Maybe your neighbor’s vegan sister will like it? I don’t really give a fuck either way!

Getting healthy has never pissed so many people off with so much ease. Our Tossed Salad tee is perfect for any progressive, health-conscious introvert who’s fed up with everyone’s bullshit. The time has come -let them know how you really feel.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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