Puppycat – Towel



This towel sports an adorable winking orange tabby cat named Puppycat with a speech bubble above him that reads, “I Hate You,” and an I Hate People Club logo on a yellow background.

I hate you too, Puppycat. I really, really hate you.

I hate your stupid winking face.

I hate how you’re always trying to be cute and funny.

I hate how everyone loves you and thinks you’re the best thing ever.

Well, you’re not! You’re a big fat jerk who deserves to be stuck on the back of a dirty truck forever.

I hope you never get adopted into a loving home and spend the rest of your life in a dark, wet shelter where no one ever comes to visit you.

I hope you trip on your own whiskers and fall down a flight of stairs.

Most of all, I hope I never have to see your stupid face again.

Just kidding! We love Puppycat!

But we feel this exact way about our neighbors. Especially the bit about the shelter…

And that lady that said that one thing that one time.

Oh, and uncle Chuck. Fuck that guy.

This yellow Puppycat Towel is super-cute and sure to get the attention it deserves. Will that be good or bad attention -who cares? Either way, we’re sure you have a few choice words if they want to start a conversation about your choice of beach attire.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Additional information

Weight 0.42 lbs


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