Coffee Man – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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These days, you can’t swing a coffee mug without hitting someone with an opinion. When did the world become so judgmental? How does anyone get anything done?!

This is your chance to express what you think of humanity in general.

Embrace your coffee addiction and true personality with this fresh take on the “coffee makes me awesome” mindset: Coffee first, society never.

The ultimate anti-social statement, this shirt sports a graphic of a disposable coffee cup/human hybrid (to show people what you think of humans: they’re usable trash!) and the statement “I hate people. Till after my coffee. Then I just loathe them.”

This shirt is the ultimate anti-social statement. Wear it around and enjoy not talking to anyone!

Remember, even if people are annoying, they don’t really deserve physical harm… Unless it’s like five in the morning or something, and you haven’t even gotten out of bed, much less had a morning cup of joe. In that case, grab the machete!

Super creative name for this cartoon design. We’re clearly putting a lot of effort into the product descriptions…

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30