The season’s trendiest garment – the crop top.
This top is tight-fitting but still incredibly comfortable, and it hits just above the navel. It comes in white, olive, or black and has the words “High Functioning Introvert” plastered across the front for all to see… and judge.
For anyone who’s adept at being an introvert or prefers to work alone, this High-Functioning Introvert crop top is perfect for you!
The design on the shirt speaks for itself and also showcases that our appearance on the outside has nothing to do with how we feel on the inside.
But don’t worry! This awesome crop top will help you make sense of your world.
Wear it to that party where your feelings won’t be hurt if no one talks to you, rather than pretending like you know what they’re talking about while everyone secretly laughs at how uninteresting and lame you are.
While you’re partying, go ahead and pour one out for your lost homies, or lack thereof. Even you’ve accepted that you’re just too damn weird for friends.
But hey, at least you can still go out into public running errands alone. For now, at least.
Maybe you should call your therapist after you put in your credit card info…
• 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²)
• 40 singles
• Slim fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras