You’ve tried beach nudity, but you still found the unwanted company.
So, here’s an idea… ditch the crowds with an I Hate People Club beach towel! Apart from just being totes adorbs, it’s also a quick way to let people know exactly how you feel about them before they have a chance to annoy you all day long. Because there’s nothing worse than having to take off your headphones every 5 minutes just to say, “go the fuck away!”
Less time spent on disgusting kids (and parents) who don’t wipe their hands after pooping in the pool means more time to stay cooler than ever before!
This towel is sure to become your go-to beach accessory. It’s made with terry cloth and is super absorbent. But, best of all, it features a kick-ass IHP design! So, buy this towel and get down with your bad self.
• Available in one size”: 3″” x60″
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent