Puppycat Hates You – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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This shirt sports an adorable winking orange tabby cat named Puppycat with a speech bubble above him that reads, “I Hate You.”

Not too sure who named the cat ‘Puppy,’ but we’re sure they did it to piss you off. It’s like calling a little girl Jo -you’re just an asshole if you do that.

I hate you too, Puppycat. I really, really hate you.

I hate your stupid winking face.

I hate how you’re always trying to be cute and funny.

I hate how everyone loves you and thinks you’re the best thing ever.

Well, you’re not! You’re a big fat jerk who deserves to be stuck on the back of a dirty truck forever.

I hope you never get adopted into a loving home and spend the rest of your life in a dark, wet shelter where no one ever comes to visit you.

I hope you trip on your own whiskers and fall down a flight of stairs.

Most of all, I hope I never have to see your stupid face again.

Just kidding! We love Puppycat!

But we feel this exact way about our neighbors. Especially the bit about the shelter…

And that lady that said that one thing that one time.

Oh, and uncle Chuck. Fuck that guy.

This shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and sure to piss off both men and women alike.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30