Crosswalk Darwinism – Tank top


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Most of the people this one is directed to aren’t smart enough to get it, and that makes it even funnier, in our opinion.

Nothing is better than a pre-teen playing on Snap while walking home from school and rocking this tank.

Okay, I lied; asking the kids wearing Nirvana shirts what their favorite album or song is and then watching them freak out because they know they can’t google the answer while standing right in front of you is legitimately the best time killer on this floating rock.

A graphic of two people walking across the street with their noses in their phones on a yellow yield-sign shaped background has text underneath reading “COME ON DARWINISM.” The graphic graces the front of a comfy tank top!

• 100% jersey-knit cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Banded neck and armholes

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26