Puppycat – Mug

Description

This mug sports an adorable winking orange tabby cat named Puppycat with a speech bubble above him that reads, “I Hate You.”

I hate you too, Puppycat. I really, really hate you.

I hate your stupid winking face.

I hate how you’re always trying to be cute and funny.

I hate how everyone loves you and thinks you’re the best thing ever.

Well, you’re not! You’re a big fat jerk who deserves to be stuck on the back of a dirty truck forever.

I hope you never get adopted into a loving home and spend the rest of your life in a dark, wet shelter where no one ever comes to visit you.

I hope you trip on your own whiskers and fall down a flight of stairs.

Most of all, I hope I never have to see your stupid face again.

Just kidding! We love Puppycat!

But we feel this exact way about our neighbors. Especially the bit about the shelter…

And that lady that said that one thing that one time.

Oh, and uncle Chuck. Fuck that guy.

Cute but hateful. We can all agree that the perfect way to start your day is with strong sedatives and a nap, but this coffee cup featuring “Puppycat” and some coffee is a decent door prize.

WARNING: Do not put creamer in this cup as it gives Puppycat the runs (lactose and all)!

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy