This beach towel is perfect for people who hate people (which is apparently a lot of you, according to our research). The graphic of a whiskey bottle with a label that reads “People are the Reason Whiskey Exists” will make everyone jealous of YOUR vacation while also making them feel like crap during THEIR vacation!
What!? Is that a 60″ bottle of whiskey printed on a terry cloth towel?! You’re damn right it is! Pick one up today before we’re out of stock again.
• Available in one size: 30″ x60″
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent