You wanna see my junk!?
Anti You – Dark Long sleeve t-shirt (unisex)$24.50 – $26.50
Anti You – Long sleeve t-shirt (unisex)$23.00 – $25.00
Skull – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$19.00 – $26.00
ITPO – Mug$11.00 – $15.50
ITPO – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt$14.50 – $19.00
GrafGamer – Men’s T-shirt$34.50 – $36.50
Fuckoff Flowers – Unisex T-shirt$34.50 – $36.50
IHP Mountain – Men’s T-shirt$34.50 – $36.50
IHP – Two Sided Tote bag$25.00
MAGA – Trucker Cap$21.50
IH8P – Short sleeve t-shirt$23.50 – $30.00
IH8P – Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt$18.00
Mens CrapPeep all the sweet digs we have for your stupid ass. You’re going to be the coolest kid at the library in almost no time!
Ladies StuffYou’re going to look even better with the IHP logo on your chest. Hell, that’s as close to 2nd base we’ll ever get.
Kid Approved!?They might not be able to talk yet but we’re willing to bet that they want to be left alone too!
AccesorizeWe have all the goods —bags, hats and even super-ugly socks to go with your sandals!
Other CrapWe got all creative and named this part of the website “other crap” because it was fitting.
What the F#@% is this club!?
The IHP Club was created because, well, we noticed that a lot of people were also fed up with, well, people just like us.
We don’t put up with any racism or shit like that because we hate all people equally!
Just for the record, you suck too, but you’ll suck a little less if you buy some of our crap.
- Work & Coworkers 103.5%
- Waiting in Line 100.6%
- Grocery Shopping 99.9%
- Crowds at Events 99.1%
- People in General 98.8%
- Animals and Nature 0.01%