We all have those mornings where we just need to let off some steam. And what better way than with rude mugs that tell the world how you feel? Let these creations do the talking for you when your words can’t quite get the point across.
This collection of rude mugs is perfect for anyone who needs an outlet for their anger.
Each of I Hate People Club’s coffee mugs are designed with a different phrase or image that will help you get your message across. From the “2 Words” mug that tells your coworkers to back off to the “Foxy” mug for those days when you really don’t want to, this selection of mugs will help you live life on your own terms.
Not only are they great for venting your frustration, but they also make great gifts! So next time you’re on a search for the perfect way to say “I’m angry at you and I want you to know it,” look no further than these rude coffee mugs.
PG-13-ish Mugs
We thought we’d enter this race with rude mugs that don’t have the potential to get you fired. At least, not as long as your boss has a sense of humor.
But, just because we think these coffee mugs are funny doesn’t mean he won’t lose it over one of these.
If you choose to purchase and bring one of these rude mugs into the office, do so at your own risk!
The Sound You Make Mug
You know that guy your roommate keeps bringing over super early in the morning?
He’s of good stock. Strong bones. Nice Features.
But he’s dumb as a rock. Every time he opens his mouth, you want to scream! But you don’t want to tell him that his mindless babble is making you stupider with every word on account of… your roommate is your best friend?
This mug “The Sound You Make” mug that says “I Love the Sound You make when You Shut Up” should get the point across without having to lift the filter on your mouth!
… But this guy thought Canada was part of the U.S.A. because “they’re on the same continent!” Maybe it won’t be as easy as you thought.
I Love Coffee Mug
If you’re looking for rude mugs that perfectly sum up your relationship with caffeine, look no further than this “I Love Coffee” mug that reads “I Hate You As Much As I Love Coffee.” This cup is perfect for anyone who can’t live without their daily dose of coffee, and without it, they… still can’t stand people.
We relate to this funny cup on a primal level.
Octo-Slap Mug
In your search for the perfect rude mug, you may not find better than this adorable “Octo-Slap” mug that reads, “Sometimes I Wish I Was An Octopus So I Could Slap 8 People At Once”.
This is one of those perfect items for those times when you just can’t even. You know those days where everyone and everything is getting on your last nerve? That’s where this mug comes in.
With 8 different arms, this octopus could easily take down anyone who tries to mess with him. He’s the ideal way to show the world that you’re not afraid to fight back.
Crosswalk Mug
This hilarious “Crosswalk” coffee mug is perfect for pedestrians who just can’t seem to get out of their own way. Too bad they wouldn’t get it.
With a graphic in the shape of a yield sign showing two people walking across the street with their noses in their phones, this mug has text underneath reading “COME ON DARWINISM.” It’s a reminder that we all need to do our part to keep the gene pool strong by letting life run its course.
Someone told us once that stupid is as stupid does.
Bunny Cut You Mug
We’re not entirely sure the “Bunny Cut You” mug counts as PG-13, but our kids have said worse. They may have less of a filter than us.
This bunny looks like he wants to give you a hug. Which makes it so much cuter that his thought bubble says, “I Will Cut You.”
No, you won’t, adorable bunny. That’s ridicu………….
Your Makeup is Terrible Mug
How often have you wanted to tell the office Mimi (are we showing our age?) that the circus left town weeks ago, and she should have done the community a favor and left with them?
Ok. maybe that was a bit much… but search no longer for ways to politely say what needs to be said! This selection says, “Your Makeup is Terrible,” which should get the point across.
At least, we hope so.
I Hate You Cutie Mugs
Have you ever seen coffee mugs this cute?! All three of these Cuties look so playful while telling us they hate us! The winking kitty, blushing whale, and bubbly sea turtle are all the perfect embodiment of adorable!
But these mugs aren’t just for show; they’re also functional! They hold a good amount of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate to help get you through the morning.
Or afternoon. Or evening.
Whatever time it is, we won’t judge.
We all need a little someone to speak up for us sometimes, and these mugs will sort out the bullshit by telling anyone close to you how you feel about them and the rest of the world.
Maybe NSFW Mugs
This section may have a few items that, while we think they’re funny as fuck (definitely some of our favorites!), whether your colleagues are the sort that would appreciate that type of language, is a whole other story. You’ve been warned, it’s your job to sort the details! Enter at your own risk!
We’ve all had those days (or maybe even weeklong stretches) where everything that could go wrong did. And we just wanted to throw something… but we didn’t because we’re not animals!
But, if you’re the sort who would flip over a table in broad daylight in a coffee shop, we’ve got the mug for you!
Take your anger out on everyone with one of our funny but NSFW mugs. We won’t tell.
2 Words Mug
This hilarious “2 Words” mug with a graphic of a hand holding up the middle finger and the words “2 WORDS, ONE FINGER!” is the perfect balance of funny and crude for those days when you just can’t deal with people. It’s an excellent sign for your coworkers or family members to back off and give you your privacy. It’s sure to get a laugh out of them too.
Hippo-Twatamus
Bahahahaha! Just look at the look on this funny little hippo’s face! It’s one tooth, and wide eyes are just too cute.
With text reading “Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus,” this little guy will be the hippo in the room when your roommate (be it your bestie or your mom!) needs to loosen the fuck up about how late you came home last night and a word for word account with all of the details of who you were with and what you were doing.
Pour a cup into your “Hippo-Twatamus” mug, sit down, and watch their eyes as they can’t take them off your mug!
Hopefully, they’ll give you some privacy next time!
Tossed Salad Mug
This is one of our favorites. The “Tossed Salad” mug has a graphic of a salad on it with the words “There’s Nothing Tastier Than a Tossed Salad With a Nice Side of Shut the Fuck Up,”
It’s perfect for the person in your life who always seems to be making things difficult, and it will be the ideal sign for them that you’ve had enough.
Eat a Dick Mug
If you’re looking for a more subtle way to express your anger, this “Eat A Dick” mug is perfect. It features a message that’s sure to get under the skin of anyone who annoys you, and it’s a great way to show them that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself.
Promote your attitude without a word!
Eat Shit & Die Mugs
The message has been around forever. It’s a simple phrase, yet profound.
Your search for ES&D gear is over. Now, it’s available on a bunch of funny I Hate People Club coffee mugs! So if you’re looking for a way to tell someone to go screw themselves in the morning, these are the mugs for you.
Hell, we’re also with you if you wanna fill them with whiskey and head to the bonfire to stand in a corner and be anti-social.
We’re not here to judge. We just fill the orders.
Unt Mug
This funny but rude mug is perfect for the person who always seems to be in a bad mood, and it’s sure to help others know that you don’t want anything to do with them. The “Unt” mug features a great message that’s sure to get a rise out of anyone who sees it. The way the handle looks like the letter C?! Take our money!
I’m Karen Mug
The “I’m Karen F U” mug is ideal for those days when you just don’t want to talk to anyone, and it’s sure to help let people know that they should probably just leave you alone.
One of those items that no Karen should be without, this mug reads “I’m Karen Fuck You!” which is perfect for those times when you just need to vent your frustration.
Cuss Web Mug
The “Cuss Web” mug is a selection is for anyone who’s feeling a little bit angry, and it’s sure to let them know that you mean business.
Have you ever had one of those days where it ain’t easy to filter yourself? How about when you’re trying to identify the right profanity, but every word you select seems not quite right?
You’ll never struggle to find the right word again when you can say them all with the Cuss Web mug from the I Hate People Club!
Foxy Mug
A funny little fox with glasses? And it’s winking!
How cuuuu……
Wait, is it telling us to fuck off?
It is!
Sometimes, you need a way to get in touch with your inner anger. And how better to do that than with a coffee mug with a cute but hard-to-swallow message?
This is one of our team’s favorites! Click the link and grab one before they’re out of stock!
Cunt is a Fun Word Mug
This “Cunt is a Fun Word” mug, emblazoned with C bombs in fun colors and fonts, is great for all occasions! It’s a matte black Magic Mug, which means you can get it in the door without questions, but a hot beverage will make it shine! It’s perfect for when you want an easy way to let someone know that you think they’re a piece of shit. It’s also great for those days when you just need to take a break from being nice, and it’s sure to make anyone who sees it do a double-take.
C U Next Tuesday Mug
Is there a neighbor in your community that you’re dying to give a sign that you’d love for them to walk right on past your front door to complain, yet again, about your mutual neighbor?
You know the one… she drops by with the “details,” a play-by-play account, every time a neighborhood kid skins his knee.
Hey, we’ve all been there. This mug is a great way to drop the filter and politely tell them how you feel – the “C U Next Tuesday” mug is the perfect way to say, “I hope you choke on something and die.”
This mug is sure to become one of your favorites, and you’ll soon be able to enjoy your privacy without saying a word!
Whatever Shattered Mug
The I Hate People Club Matte Black Magic Mugs are some of our team’s favorites! These mugs are matte black, like our staff’s souls (it’s a job requirement!) until you fill them with a hot beverage. Once full, you’ll find a secret message! The “Whatever Shattered” mug says, “Whatever is My Way of Saying Fuck You.”
Classic.
Fucker In Charge Rainbow Mug
You shouldn’t be here if you don’t find this “Fucker In Charge Rainbow” mug funny. This is one of those items we warned you about!
Plastered to the front of this white mug, you’ll see “Fucker in charge of Fucking Fucks” in bright rainbow lettering!
Of all of the rude mugs that I Hate People sells, this one is the best for anyone who finds themselves in a management position at work.
So, your employer wants to promote you?
Think about the rest of the employee stock in your current position. Are they a bunch of Fucking Fucks?
Funny, right? That’s who you’ll be taking account of in the future.
Good luck!
Make sure to throw this mug in your cart and click the buy button if you decide to enter that hell!
Rude Mug
So, you’re the most polite person you know, but now you’ve had enough?
If you’re looking for a way to let out your inner anger, but you don’t think you have it in you, let this article be a sign that it’s time to let loose!
This “Rude” coffee cup reads, “Not To Be Rude But Shut The Fuck Up” in a friendly, clean font. It’s perfect for when you need to tell someone to pipe down without being “too” harsh.
I Hate People Club Is Here With the Best Mugs!
Whether you’re looking for a way to get in touch with your anger or just need something funny that will make people do a double-take, we’ve got the perfect coffee mug for you!
With rude messages and fun designs, these coffee mugs will start your day off on the right foot.
So take this as a sign to sort your life out and start speaking up for yourself because we’re done putting up with your shit!
