This is a coffee mug for someone with a temperament that’s mildly apocalyptic.
We assume that by now it’s clear that people suck – they’re the worst. In fact, you might even have a special-ops team of robots on standby just waiting for when society collapses, and we need to rebuild from scratch with only the most perfect units imaginable.
This is why this mug design should be a no-brainer. You know what would taste great in one of these?
A piping hot cup of coffee!
It’ll keep you up all day, so you can start your new job as global CEO while everyone else sleeps off their hangover!
A graphic of two people walking across the street with their noses in their phones on a yield-sign-shaped yellow background has text underneath reading “COME ON DARWINISM.” – remember – it all just ends up being part of the great circle of life!
This cup is self explanatory and does a great job holding your coffee.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy