Zero Fox – Towel



Look at this hilarious towel with our popular “Zero Fox Given” print shirt, will ya?

Ain’t it the cutest damn thing you’ve ever seen in your life? It’s got a little fox on it, and what’s that fox doing? She ain’t giving no fucks, that’s what! Zero fox given!

And you know what? Neither should you.

You should go out there and live your life the way you want to live it. Don’t let anybody tell you what to do. Instead, you do you and “fox” everyone else!

That’s what this towel is all about. It’s about being yourself and not taking shit from anybody. So go out there and grab life by the balls. And when somebody tries to tell you what to do, just look ’em dead in the eye and stare until they look away. Because that’s all the fucks you’re gonna give.

Word on the street is that you’re looking for a subtle way to tell the world to fuck off without getting your brats taken away. Look no further as this beach towel covers all the bases without getting your hands dirty.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Additional information

Weight 0.42 lbs


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