We get it, people these days can be fucking dreadful, and we’re just trying to say F-U with a youth-size shirt for youths and youth-sized adults alike! Maybe, just maybe, there’s still hope if you teach them young. Forget that stupid dino from the 90’s -this one is way cuter and comes with a lot more attitude.
Yes, it’s cute, but no, not in the way you think. The “Don’t be a Cuntasaurous” text sits innocently next to an adorable green dinosaur who has already given up on us as a species and sees all together too clearly how badly we fucked things up when we were naked apes.
If you don’t think life is worth living but want your crotch goblins (or your pint-sized self) to look cute as a button while sticking it to the man by living it anyways, this cuntasaurous shirt is perfect for you!
Show every Karen in the vicinity that fucking with your kids is a bad idea. And if she’s still dead set on ruining your day, let out that hood bitch and eat her up like a dinosaur!
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors have polyester)
• 30 singles
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem