Cats Hate People – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt


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We all love cats, right?

Cats are much better than people. They’re cute, have awesome hair, and they don’t snore when they sleep or slobber and make those awful chewing noises when they eat.

You get that feeling of pure joy when they purr and rub on you, treating you like you’re the only human for them.

But only on their time. Only when they’re in the mood!

These despicable creatures know all about your misery and will happily turn their backs before flopping to the ground with complete disregard for whatever your needs are.

This shirt has a graphic in the shape of a cat on the front. Within the silhouette are the words “Human you are inferior, smell funny, and sleep at the wrong time. Now clean up my litter and get to feeding me, NOW! P.S. I hate you.” It says everything they’re really thinking when they’re pretending to tolerate you!

Our Cats Hate People t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

PSA: This literally has nothing to do with our shirt. Did you know that you can turn a cat off by putting a chip clip on the nape of its neck? Weird, right! Thanks for reading this far down, and you’re welcome!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).

The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30