When I grow Up – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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My parents were awesome growing up! They filled my head with lots of hopes and dreams -you know, the “you can be anything,” “white picket fence,” tomato soup and grilled cheese kinda folks.

Then one day, I became an adult, and let me tell you, this shit sucks. Everything’s hard and expensive!

So while reflecting on mom’s words, I decided to be an asshole. Case closed!

Any self-respecting asshole knows that the key to being not just any asshole, but a successful asshole is to have the right attitude. And what better way to show the world that you’re a proud asshole than by wearing a shirt that says so?

This hilarious shirt perfectly sums up the rebellious, take-no-prisoners spirit of being an asshole with a graphic that reads, “My Parents Said I Could Be ANYTHING So I Became an Asshole.”

If you’re anything like us, this one will get a few laughs – and maybe even some shocked gasps – from your friends and family.

If you’re looking for a shirt that perfectly encapsulates the essence of being an asshole, this is the one for you.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28