My parents were awesome growing up! They filled my head with lots of hopes and dreams -you know, the “you can be anything,” “white picket fence,” tomato soup and grilled cheese kinda folks.
Then one day, I became an adult, and let me tell you, this shit sucks. Everything’s hard and expensive!
So while reflecting on mom’s words, I decided to be an asshole. Case closed!
Any self-respecting asshole knows that the key to being not just any asshole, but a successful asshole is to have the right attitude. And what better way to show the world that you’re a proud asshole than by wearing a shirt that says so?
This hilarious shirt perfectly sums up the rebellious, take-no-prisoners spirit of being an asshole with a graphic that reads, “My Parents Said I Could Be ANYTHING So I Became an Asshole.”
If you’re anything like us, this one will get a few laughs – and maybe even some shocked gasps – from your friends and family.
If you’re looking for a shirt that perfectly encapsulates the essence of being an asshole, this is the one for you.
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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