Description
Year after year you try to get out of going to the family holiday party but they make you because “everyone only gets to see you a few times throughout the year”.
This year, throw it all on black! Show up sporting this loud-as-fuck sweatshirt and you will have uncles and aunts lining up to show you the door before your great aunt Flow gets wind of what you did to disgrace the family’s name this time.
Literally, the only way for you to get a break from all the shitbag people in your life. This black sweatshirt covered in multicolored cuss words allows for optimal relaxation by avoiding any and all contact with human beings, making your social anxiety melt away.
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex style
• Overlock seams
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Size Chart
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<td><strong>XS</strong></td>
<td><strong>S</strong></td>
<td><strong>M</strong></td>
<td><strong>L</strong></td>
<td><strong>XL</strong></td>
<td><strong>2XL</strong></td>
<td><strong>3XL</strong></td>
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<td><strong>Chest (inches)</strong></td>
<td>34 ⅝</td>
<td>36 ¼</td>
<td>37 ¾</td>
<td>41</td>
<td>44 ⅛</td>
<td>47 ¼</td>
<td>50 ⅜</td>
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<td><strong>Waist (inches)</strong></td>
<td>26 ¾</td>
<td>28 ⅜</td>
<td>29 ⅞</td>
<td>33 ⅛</td>
<td>36 ¼</td>
<td>39 ¼</td>
<td>42 ½</td>
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<td><strong>Hips (inches)</strong></td>
<td>37</td>
<td>38 ⅝</td>
<td>40 ⅛</td>
<td>43 ¼</td>
<td>46 ½</td>
<td>49 ⅝</td>
<td>52 ¾</td>
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