Crayon – Infant Bodysuit

(1 customer review)



Admit it; you’re antisocial. You hate people. Especially on Facebook while they post pictures of themselves on vacation as you’re sitting in your living room wondering why the hell everyone is always going to Cancun. At the same time, you have to sit here with this horrible winter depression.

We get it- we get way more than anyone would ever expect us to, and that’s why we created the I Hate People Club onesie for your minions too!

Your bottle-sucking mini monsters can express what they inherited from you, your deep hatred for human beings, right from day one.

Why let them bottle things up until puberty hits, and all of a sudden, they hit you with an “I wish society was over”? Should you teach them young by dressing them in IHP gear?

The answer is a resounding “yes”!

This comfortable bodysuit will be a great addition to any baby’s wardrobe, and lap shoulders will make for easier changing. Featuring our popular “crayon” design, this onesie says “I Hate People” on the front, surrounded by children’s drawings of hearts, butterflies, rainbows, and puppies. It’s sure to fit your kid’s style, even (or especially) if they can’t read yet!

The other babies are going to be so jealous!

• 5.0 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 baby rib
• White bodysuit is sewn with 100% cotton thread
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
• Lap shoulders for easy changing

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1 review for Crayon – Infant Bodysuit

  1. StacyBoo

    OMG! My brother is going to love this. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to wait until Christmas to give it to him. My nephew is going to be pimpin

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Size Chart

6M 12M 18M 24M
Body Length (inches) 12 ½ 13 ½ 14 ½ 15 ½
Body Width (inches) 8 ¾ 9 ¾ 10 ¾ 11 ¾