When it comes to the perfect gift, most people have a hard time coming up with something that will really make someone smile. So we decided to give you a hand and fill an article with some of the most fabulous curse word gifts we could find!
The best gifts are usually those you can’t buy in stores and instead have to be handmade with love. But what if your creativity is lacking? In cases like these, don’t be blue; cursing gifts could be just what the event needs to get guests in the mood!
We all love to swear. Throwing in cuss words here and there can really liven up any conversation. Whether you’re shopping for a friend or a loved one, cussing makes the perfect gift that will put a smile on their face! And if it doesn’t, who the hell wants to be friends with someone with such a limited vocabulary?
Surprise your loved ones with swear words for the holidays or their next birthday. And, while you’re at it, I’d imagine you should bring a camera to document their priceless reaction. It’ll be a moment they’ll never forget!
Secret Ingredient
This pink oven mitt is f cking awesome! First off, it’s pink. And not just any pink, but that weird creamy spam-colored pink that everyone loved way back when. (Just don’t get food on it when you wear it! That color shows EVERYTHING!)
Printed on the oven mitt are shakers (like you can get at the dollar store or a yard sale for 50 cents apiece) and the words “I AM the secret ingredient!” in black.
What the f ck is this supposed to mean? No one really knows, but this oven mitt is funny enough to get a laugh out of anyone you give it to. And that’s really what matters, right? Cause if they don’t have a sense of humor, they’re welcome to leave. Even if it is their party!
And leave the oven mitt for someone who will enjoy it, you party pooper!
Can I Borrow a Pencil
These pencils have a hidden message if anyone dares to look! On the one hand, you wouldn’t want your first grader carrying one of these bad boys around, what with all the f-bombs and whatnot.
But, on the other hand, they’re motivational, if you ask me!
Enunciation is Key
This coffee mug is so damn clever I wish it were an IHatePeopleClub product instead! If you know a mother who refuses to conform to the bs the system feeds her, get the woman this mug!
F*@#!
I’m slightly in love with this keychain on Etsy. It encapsulates the point of a good rant filled with swear words reading, “You call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers,” which is precisely how I feel about swearing.
My vocabulary just wouldn’t be complete without the energy that good swear word placement can bring to the conversation.
Another F cking Swear Word Mug
Speaking of sentence-enhancing swear word gifts, this mug has a hell of a message. “FUCK – Verb [FAAK] . Ing – er – s. Fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put everyfuckingwhere and still … Fuckers.”
I don’t know about you, but if the word “fuck” just ceased to exist, my daily life would change dramatically. What other curse words exist that can express so many emotions in one syllable?
Gift Ideas for Mom
So your mom likes the little touches that make a house a home? She loves it when her guests point out the small pieces that save her sanity on a regular basis?
Check out this cool candle, one of my favorite swear word gift ideas on the list. With labels that read hilarious statements like “STUDIES SHOW THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS,” a woman like your wonderful mother is sure to fall in love!
It’s a Lifestyle
Ok, Amazon… shut up and take my money! It feels like they made this I Fucking Hate People doormat just for us! A list of curse word gifts from the I Hate People Club site wouldn’t be complete without something making a statement on the matter of how much we really hate people.
And, look at that, they threw in the most versatile curse word on the planet!
All the Best Shit Comes on a Mug
It took me a while to understand what the hell this mug was trying to say. I don’t know if that speaks more to the mug or my current brain function state. But I’m gonna be honest, it’s 8 PM here, and I need some Fuckoffee in my life…
It’s a Sign
Sometimes I buy gifts for a friend just because it’s something that makes me think of them. So I think this funny sign would be something that would speak to my friends if they were thinking of buying a random gift for me.
This curse wall sign from a seller on Etsy is cute with its worn metal look; it’s also a statement that I identify with wholly. I feel like the word “shit” can sum up so much of the past few years of my life… I’m sure some of your friends can agree.
Burn Baby, Burn!
On my search for cool swearing gifts, I’ve come across many different things, but it seems like candles have all of the funniest messages.
This candle that says “My Last Fuck. Oh Look… It’s on Fire. Burn, Bitch! Burn.” made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. Then I read it aloud to my dad… not realizing that my kiddo was still on a zoom call with her friend.
Let’s just hope her parents are into the same kind of funny stuff I’m into. Or… maybe I just found a new way to weed ’em out…
There’s Nothing Better Than the Gift of Profanity
We all know that person who loves to curse. They’re the ones always spouting off four-letter words, and they seem to take great pleasure in doing so. Maybe you even ARE that person! But did you know that there’s actually a lot of scientific evidence to support the benefits of cursing?
For instance, research has shown that swearing can help to reduce pain, increase focus, and even boost your immune system. So why not give the gift of profanity?
Whether it’s a mug with a suggestive message or a keychain that says “Fuck you,” these gifts are sure to bring a smile to the face of your favorite foul-mouthed friend. And what’s more, they’re also sure to piss off anyone who doesn’t appreciate an excellent profanity-laced tirade. And that ALWAYS leads to entertainment! (I’m looking at you, Karen!)
So if you’re looking for tips on gifts that will really make an impact, look no further than these great options.
