I ain’t never seen a t-shirt as accurate as this one right here.
This little fox says exactly what I’m thinkin’ – “I Hate People.”
And I don’t mean hate in the “I hate kale” way. I mean HATE. Capital H, capital A, capital T, capital E. That kind of hate. The kind of hate that makes you see red.
Why do I hate people? Let me count the ways.
Because they’re messy, and they’re loud, and they’re always touchin’ things that don’t belong to them. And they’re always tryin’ to tell you how to live your life, like they know better than you do.
Well, I got news for you, people: I don’t need your help. I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much. So if you value your life, you’ll stay out of my way.
So if you’re looking for a t-shirt that perfectly sums up your life philosophy, this is the one for you.
Hatred of people is natural, normal, and healthy. Embrace it with this shirt, and show the world that you’re not afraid to be yourself.
The perfect accent to any sized rack. Now you’ll know whenever someone is checking you out because of their uncontrollable chuckle. [Bua-hahaha]
• 6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
• Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
• Ladies’ fit with shorter body length and tapered sleeves, quarter-turned
• Narrow five-eighths inch seamless collar