Still Staying In – Unisex zip hoodie

Description

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m pretty damn tired of people.

It’s like, every time I want to go outside and enjoy the nice weather, there’s always somebody out there trying to ruin it, walking around, making noise, being all happy and shit.

You can’t even go to the store without some asshat trying to talk to you. And don’t even get me started on work. I swear, if one more person asks me how my day is going, I’m gonna lose it. You don’t -actually- care. Small talk is overrated! Can’t you see I’m trying to relax?

That’s why we made this zip-up hoodie that reads,  “It’s too peoplee outside, I’M STAYING IN,” on the back in big block text. In addition, the front of the hoodie sports an I Hate People.Club logo to drive the point home!

It sends a clear message: leave me alone; I’m trying to enjoy my life indoors. And if you can’t respect that, then maybe you need to stay outside too because that’s where all the people are.

And nobody wants to be around people, right?

Especially not me.

So if you see me out and about wearing this hoodie, just know that I’m not tryna make small talk. I’m tryna stay in my lane and keep to myself. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, just fuck off!

When you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake or simply need something comfy to throw on, this lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the only way to go.

• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Unisex fit
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Side-seamed

For men, we suggest ordering a size up from your usual size.