Puppycat Hates You – Unisex Fleece Hoodie

Description

This hoodie sports an adorable winking orange tabby cat named Puppycat with a speech bubble above him that reads, “I Hate You.”

I hate you too, Puppycat. I really, really hate you.

I hate your stupid winking face.

I hate how you’re always trying to be cute and funny.

I hate how everyone loves you and thinks you’re the best thing ever.

Well, you’re not! You’re a big fat jerk who deserves to be stuck on the back of a dirty truck forever.

I hope you never get adopted into a loving home and spend the rest of your life in a dark, wet shelter where no one ever comes to visit you.

I hope you trip on your own whiskers and fall down a flight of stairs.

Most of all, I hope I never have to see your stupid face again.

Just kidding! We love Puppycat!

But we feel this exact way about our neighbors. Especially the bit about the shelter…

And that lady that said that one thing that one time.

Oh, and uncle Chuck. Fuck that guy.

This American Apparel hoodie is made out of California fleece which is soft to the touch, and you’ll feel like you’re wearing a soft, fluffy cloud. It’s pre-washed to minimize shrinkage and breathable yet extra thick for warmth and features “Puppycat,” the confused feline!

So tell the world how you really feel while still looking cute!

• 100% California fleece cotton
• Hooded with matching finished polyester drawcord
• Raglan sleeves
• Front pouch pocket