I Eat Children – Ladies’ Tank

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Remember the food pyramid!? Well, apparently, children made the cut this year. It turns out that their tears are also a great source of sodium and help with muscle recovery.

A white ladies tank top with a picture of everyone’s favorite skeleton king and black text reading “I Eat Small Children” across the front.

This tank top is perfect for all you child-eaters out there. It’s stylish and comfortable, and it sends a clear message that you’re not afraid to take on the big kids. So go ahead and wear it with pride! Let the world know that you’re not afraid to indulge in a bit of cannibalism from time to time.

• 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
• Feminine silhouette
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
• Bound rib trim neck and armholes


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Size Chart

Size guide
Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½
Width (inches) 17 19 21 23 25