Where are all my people with a sick, twisted sense of humor?
Feeling tired of people and life in general? Can’t stand being around society’s fake smiles and shallow social interactions?
Yeah, you’re not the only one. We all go there sometimes.
That’s why we designed this Dead Inside long-sleeved t-shirt to make you feel like a badass even though your attitude is shit! The world just sucks, man, but let’s still show these squares how to live it up anyway!
This sick, depressing shirt is black with a rainbow unicorn on the front surrounded by text reading “dead inside, but still horny.” For those of us passed the point of giving a fuck and able to be simultaneously nihilistic and horny.
This unicorn long-sleeve shirt is the perfect way to remind yourself that nothing fucking matters. At least you’re still horny – a privilege only half the world enjoys! So, make good use of it! Your goal in life should be to die happy and satisfied, or else why bother living at all?
Don’t waste your time on this bullshit world – put on some Slipknot (hardcore!) or other favorite music that’ll help you get into the mood and enjoy the moment because death isn’t coming for you soon enough to save you from the walk of shame you’re facing tomorrow.
YOLO, right? Fuck yeah!!
• 100% cotton (heather grey has 10% polyester)
• Long sleeves
• Cuffed hands
• Durable ribbed neckband
• Double stitched
5-stars! This shirt is exactly like what you see. Good quality print. I would have added a picture of it but I guess you can’t.
I wasn’t too sure because sizes are weird sometimes but it fits perfect.
Just make sure you look at the size chart. I almost missed it.