When I grow Up – Mug

Description

When I grow up am going to kill anything that talks before I have my morning coffee.

My parents were awesome growing up! They filled my head with lots of hopes and dreams -you know, the “you can be anything,” “white picket fence,” tomato soup and grilled cheese kinda folks.

Then one day, I became an adult, and let me tell you, this shit sucks. Everything’s hard and expensive!

So while reflecting on mom’s words, I decided to be an asshole. Case closed!

Any self-respecting asshole knows that the key to being not just any asshole, but a successful asshole is to have the right attitude. And what better way to show the world that you’re a proud asshole than by drinking your morning coffee out of a mug that says so?

This hilarious whiskey mug perfectly sums up the rebellious, take-no-prisoners spirit of being an asshole with a graphic that reads, “My Parents Said I Could Be ANYTHING So I Became an Asshole.”

If you’re anything like us, this one will get a few laughs – and maybe even some shocked gasps – from your friends and family.

If you’re looking for a coffee mug that perfectly encapsulates the essence of being an asshole, this is the one for you.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy