Staying In – Mug

Description

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m pretty damn tired of people.

It’s like, every time I want to go outside and enjoy the nice weather, there’s always somebody out there trying to ruin it, walking around, making noise, being all happy and shit.

You can’t even go to the store without some asshat trying to talk to you. And don’t even get me started on work. I swear, if one more person asks me how my day is going, I’m gonna lose it. You don’t -actually- care. Small talk is overrated! Can’t you see I’m trying to relax with a nice cup of coffee?

That’s why we made this coffee mug that reads,  “It’s too peoplee outside, I’M STAYING IN.”

It sends a clear message: leave me alone; I’m trying to enjoy my life indoors. And if you can’t respect that, then maybe you need to stay outside too because that’s where all the people are.

And nobody wants to be around people, right?

Especially not me.

So if you see me out and about with this mug, just know that I’m not tryna make small talk. I’m tryna stay in my lane and keep to myself. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, just fuck off!

This mug’s for you whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy